How It All Turned Out

Some of you back in the past have been asking how it all turned out. I'm very happy to report that -- in the future -- I've sold several million copies, which used up somewhere near 14,794,192,000,000 letters. That's a lot of letters considering the letter shortage about to befall humanity. All of the novels were a big hit, except my first one, which I published posthumously.

The Way Things Used to Be

In the future, I am still very busy writing books, novels, plot and character-driven works of fiction. If I reminisce on my projects back then -- in the past -- they were in the following state:

Guster Johnsonville and the Legendary Taste -- my middle-grade novel for ages 9 to 56. Complete and shopping it around to publishers. 71,596 words.

Guster Johnsonville and the Delicious City -- the second book in the series. Currently underway. Writing chapter 2.

Guster Johnsonville and the Final Season -- the third and final book in the story of the picky eater. Planning stages.

The Marauders' Handbook for Courage -- the first novel I ever wrote. A mishmash of character narratives. 107,340 words.

Ah, those were good times.