A couple of days from now, I'm going to make this sketch of a sinister chef inspired by the chef in red from Guster Johnsonville and the Legendary Taste.

How It All Turned Out

Some of you back in the past have been asking how it all turned out. I'm very happy to report that -- in the future -- I've sold several million copies, which used up somewhere near 14,794,192,000,000 letters. That's a lot of letters considering the letter shortage about to befall humanity. All of the novels were a big hit, except my first one, which I published posthumously.

The Way Things Used to Be

In the future, I am still very busy writing books, novels, plot and character-driven works of fiction. If I reminisce on my projects back then -- in the past -- they were in the following state:

Guster Johnsonville and the Legendary Taste -- my middle-grade novel for ages 9 to 56. Complete and shopping it around to publishers. 71,596 words.

Guster Johnsonville and the Delicious City -- the second book in the series. Currently underway. Writing chapter 2.

Guster Johnsonville and the Final Season -- the third and final book in the story of the picky eater. Planning stages.

The Marauders' Handbook for Courage -- the first novel I ever wrote. A mishmash of character narratives. 107,340 words.

Ah, those were good times.

Dear Internet

I write this message to you from the future. I think you'll like it here -- in the future -- but while you're waiting to catch up and dying to know what happens, you can look at this blog to see how the future turns out.

Love,
A. S.